It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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