No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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