i barfeds in our rink
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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