how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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