apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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