Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.