k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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