it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.