What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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