yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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