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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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• (650): View more from California

  she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!

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  Thanks, mom.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?

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• (409): View more from Texas

  In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?

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