Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.