8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't think brook has ever known best
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.