Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

8:17pm: So, How was fun day?

(201): View more from New Jersey

1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success

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(360): View more from Washington

I don't think brook has ever known best

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(775): View more from Nevada

god, a vagina is an amazing trump card

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(636): View more from Missouri

tequila makes her clothes fall off

(512): View more from Texas

wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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(310): View more from California

Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake

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(770): View more from Georgia

After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"

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(214): View more from Texas

I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.

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