Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't want my vagina anymore.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine