tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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