Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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