thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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