I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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