Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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