I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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