what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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