from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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