absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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