im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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