If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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