just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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