I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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