Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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