We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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