I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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