You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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