Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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