That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
NoShamevember. You game?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Randomize
