It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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