I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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