Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just pee around me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Dicks are not precious.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
