I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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