The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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