Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
