she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just come out here and I will go home with you...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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