how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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