i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
worst night to have a conscience
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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