oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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