super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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