I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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