Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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