i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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