My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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