well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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