I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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