well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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