I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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