why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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