I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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