Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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