Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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