She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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