But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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